When is F*ck Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the F*ck do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the F*ck was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those F*cking Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any F*cking idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so F*cking look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the F*ck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the F*cking ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the F*ck are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered F*cking showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the F*ck is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this F*cking mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

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