Hmm...It seems that Satan himself has joined the Blogging community! Things must not be going well in Hell if He has to resort to Blog-snot as His host though, I would have thought with all the lawyers,politicians, and system programmers He has under His purview that He could have been His own hosting entity. You'd think that MT™ and Satan would be a natural fit. I AM sure that he uses MicroSoft™ as his operating system though.

At least He admits that He's responsible for the crap that is known as Rap. I KNEW it was Satanic! LOL

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As we continue the revelries of the the Christmas/New Year season, I think that it is important for everyone to take a step back and remember that we can all have fun without getting dangerous.

I've attached a rather graphic picture of an overdose victim, not for its shock value, but in the hope that everyone remains aware of his or her limits.

When you look at the picture below,

remember, that this did not have to happen.

Thanks Catfish!

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Another bit of humorous wisdom from Catfish:

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a
ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview
him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man
for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his
progress, and the damage he's done."

The chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued,"Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then
calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No
taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work,
medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night
having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

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I noticed the Spousal Unit hadn't posted any girlies in a while, so I found him this little bit of Holiday Cheer. I don't think he'll mind that I posted this. Do you?

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Custody Battle Ruling:

A seven year old San Francisco boy was at the center of a courtroom
drama this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should
have custody.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents so the judge awarded custody to his aunt.

The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he refused to live there.

When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out
that they beat him more than anyone.

The judge then decided to allow the boy to choose who should have custody of him.

Custody was granted to the Cleveland Browns this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.

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Subject: Hijack Prevention

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same
time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked
women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start
flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

Hijackings would end, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Why didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

hat tip to Catfish

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Subject: Breaking in

I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,
SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.
I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL
TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I OPENED THE DOOR
AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE
WHERE I HEARD HIM
STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.

I TURNED THE CORNER
AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.

I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"
AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME

Yep.
It Was A Cat Burglar.

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1 That's just silly. SlagleRock Out!

Posted by: SlagleRock at December 15, 2004 09:08 PM (fTGYN)

2 This same burglar was out casing my house the other day! It's great to have you back in the cyber-realm, Delftsman! It's been too quiet around here!

Posted by: Karlo at December 16, 2004 01:40 PM (HoLw7)

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What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

I know these tests aren't really indicative of anything, But I have often pictured myself in this poster, with the wind blowing free in my hair as I tear down the highway on my bike. I do prefer cruisers to choppers though! LOL

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Yep, It's just a ploy to keep you coming back and raising my hit count!

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Mamamontezz has once again turned her talents to produce another song parody guarenteed to give you a chuckle. Here it is:

(sung to the tune of Oh Holy Night)

Oh, Canada,
our liberals keep whining.
Take them, please,
Let us send them your way.
Loud have they moaned,
The volume's not declining.
Let them come,
It would sure make our day.
Sweet land of snow,
Give homes to Moonbat voices.
You did before.
Ple-ase do it once again.

Paul Martin, Please?
We'll give you lots of choices.
Take Michael Moore,
Sean Penn, Carmen Diaz,
Garafolo!
Oh, please. Oh Canada!

(inst)

Sweet land of snow,
Give homes to Moonbat voices.
You did before.
Ple-ase do it once again.

Paul Martin, Please?
We'll give you lots of choices.
Take Michael Moore,
Sean Penn, Carmen Diaz,
Garafolo!
Oh, please. Oh Canada!

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Beauty, Brains, A GREAT sense of humor, and a voice like an Angel, how could I NOT help but love her?

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Looking over the fence of my new flat at the Danish flight attendants that live next door, I ponder that age old question.....

Which one of the women

below has the breast

implants?---

And I can only come to ONE conclusion....

Who gives a shit!

Thanks Catfish

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