October 31, 2008

Don't tell me that Republicans don't have a sense of humor, just CLICK HERE.

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October 20, 2008

DEMOCRATS NEED HELP


DEFINATELY Obama voters!


stolen borrowed, with thanks, from GUYK

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DEMOCRATS NEED HELP


DEFINATELY Obama voters!


stolen borrowed, with thanks, from GUYK

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October 17, 2008

A New Retirement Plan

This is the answer!!!


If you had purchased $1000.00 of AIG stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $56.91.

With Washington Mutual, you would have $120.36 left of the original
$1000.

With 'Fannie Mae'(FNM), you would have $11.34 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Lehman Bros one year ago it would now
be almost worthless; less than $0.86.

If you had purchased RH Donelley, you would have $45.69 left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you
would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

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Woman with two HUGE Boobs

I try to keep it a family safe blog here, so I don't usually post porn pics; but when I saw this picture of a woman with two of the HUGEST boobs I've ever seen, I just HAD to share it.

I did put it below the fold to protect those with delicate sensibilities.

You're Welcome. more...

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October 08, 2008

Character COUNTS !

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The only way to judge character is to observe a persons past actions and their past associations; "Teh One" fails miserably on both counts.

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October 02, 2008

An Oldie but a Goody

An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back
with normal results. The doctor says, 'Chuck, everything looks great!
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

Chuck replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light
goes off.'

' WOW, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife.

'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But, I had to call you as I
am in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that when he gets
up during the night, POOF! the light goes on in the bathroom and when
he's done POOF! the light goes off?'

'Oh, my God!' Ethel exclaims, 'He's pissing in the refrigerator again!'

H/T to da Catfish

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