Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had
told her that she was going to do dishes and house
cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third
day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed
and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Mississippi.
He had given his wife orders that she was to do
all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first
day he didn't see any results, but the next day he
saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was
a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from INDIANA . He
told her that her duties were to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed
and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day
he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of
the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to
eat and load the dishwasher.

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