September 03, 2007
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The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the
best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a
test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn most of the
forest, killing almost everything in it, including the rabbit and they
make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay, okay, I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit.”
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It's Thanksgiving. A day of giving thanks. A day to share with friends and family. A day of food and football. And for a handful of Nextel Cup drivers, a time to play a little Texas Hold 'em. Well, not actually. But if it were, we imagine the day would go something like this... The curtain opens to reveal a bunch of guys playing cards in the basement of Nextel Cup champion Jimmie Johnson's house. Michael Waltrip has just joined the table. Mark Martin is off to the side playing pinball. Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Keep an eye on Waltrip. We saw what he pulled at Daytona. Waltrip: Oh, hush, June Bug. At least I finished the races I started. Junior: And how many did you start? Kevin Harvick: I think he had more commercials than starts. Waltrip: Hey, Kevin. Have you won anything since the first hand? Harvick (gets up from the table):...
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