Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats

Sarah PalinÂ’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

Sarah Palin prepped for her acceptance speech with a ritual sacrifice of Susan Estrich.

Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank

Sarah Palin wears three quarter length sleeves to keep from getting blood on her clothes when she kills "debates" liberals.

The EPA placed polar bears on the endangered species lists because they knew raising 5 kids and governing the nation's largest state would leave Sarah Palin with way too much spare time for hunting.

Sarah Palin can make an authentic Eskimo kayak from the hide of a single political opponent.

Hordes of unemployed, former, state-employees in Alaska are still in shock after discovering the woman they mistook for a maid, meant a different kind of cleaning of the state capital.

Sarah Palin recently purchased a pair of fuzzy dice to hang from her rear-view mirror after the ornaments she'd planned to place there became unavailable once Levi Johnston proposed to Bristol.

Al Quada may disband since they fear what would happen if they harmed a hair on Track Palin's head much more than Allah.

Kudos to JACK

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