I posted a blond joke the other day and it seemed to garner at least one rave response....I happened to see these redhead jokes over at Curmudgeonisms , and being married to a Redhead, I can attest to the validity of most, if not all of the stereotypes.

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something

Q: How do you get a redheadÂ’s mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds

If you love a Redhead, set her free Â…
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, sheÂ’s yours.

Q: WhatÂ’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.

Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal

Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: ThereÂ’s a hammer embedded in the monitor

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.

Q: Why arenÂ’t there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.

Q: How do you know when youÂ’ve satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.

Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: A redhead wonÂ’t accept a three and a half inch floppy.

Brunette after sex: "Oh that was great! Love youÂ…wanna marry?"
Blonde after sex: "Next!"
Redhead after sex: "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.

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