Ole was walking home late at night, through the park,
And sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars," she whispers.

Ole had never been with a hooker before, but decides,
What the heck, it's only twenty dollars.

So they hide in the bushes. They're going at it for a
minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.

It's a police officer. "What's going on here,
people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making luff to my vife," Ole answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."

"Vell," says Ole, "I din't neder, 'til you shined that
damn light in her face."

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