The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that

Posted by: Delftsman3 at 05:14 AM | No Comments | Add Comment
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