A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'

'Perfect,' her husband said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, your choice.'

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