Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
bit clearer.

IN PRISON. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
alone.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle with
jackasses.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal ... ... . and you pay
for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior, with accolades.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior, with grief.

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a stupid security card and open all
the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with others who pee on the seat, and
throw tp all around the room, fancy and crazy like. (and some who leave crap
in the toilet)

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family or friends.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out and see people.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get away from people
and go to bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK.... they are called sadistic managers.

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Barbara Walters (20/20) did a story on gender roles:

In Kabul several years ago before the Afghan
conflict. She highlighted how women objected to the custom of having
to walk about 5 paces behind their husbands.

She returned to Kabul recently and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, walked even further back, and appeared pleased with the custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghan women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with this old custom that you tried so hard to change?"

"Land mines." answered the Afghan woman.

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A guy runs a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman. Cop says, "License and registration, please."

Guy says, "What for?"

Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Guy says, "What's the difference?"

Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!"

Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration."

Cop says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving goodness out of the guy and says, "Do you want me to stop OR JUST SLOW DOWN?

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I saw this cartoon in my E-mail and thought: "what a good response to Moonbat ravings..." So from now on, when I see a story that I find particularly "out there", I think I'll preface it with this cartoon:

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