August 07, 2008

Unfaithful Wives

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Posted by: Delftsman3 at 11:18 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Who do I contact about deleting all that remains of the slaughterhouse? I have both personal and professional reasons for this, but I want it eradicated. Who can I contact?

Posted by: SlagleRock at August 14, 2008 02:59 AM (eUxR3)

2 Just go to the Mu.nu site and contact Pixie Misa. He's the Munuvian Administrator and should be able to help you do what you wish...I think it's a damned shame to see ya go, but I'm sure you have valid reasons to do so...just remember, the Internet is forever, and you will ALWAYS have a post or page floating around somewhere.

Posted by: Delftsman3 at August 19, 2008 01:56 PM (qg/NS)

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