August 14, 2006

religious truths

During these serious times people of all faiths should remember these 4
religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
world.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.


H/T to Catfish

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1 When I'm at Hooters, the last thing I'm looking for is someone with my religious beliefs. RWR www.rightwingrocker.com

Posted by: RightWingRocker at August 15, 2006 02:45 AM (x4HjV)

2 Here's a real-life funny... I used to be an assistant manager at a quickie-mart, in a small and very religious town. We sold the usual quickie-mart fare, which included beer. Some guy came in one day and bought a six-pack of Pepsi and a six-pack of Budweiser. As I was bagging the goods, he implored me to place the Pepsi on top of the beer "In case I pass the bishop on the way out." It was a hoot!

Posted by: Dave S. at August 15, 2006 03:45 PM (I15ul)

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