August 18, 2006

Life the way it should be...

Well, I went to see Delfts last night bearing sushi (minus the soy sauce, too much sodium) and fresh purple plums. He was walking the hallway, his third walk of the day and a big part of his cardiac rehab.

He was happy to get the sushi. The HeartSmart diet is going to take some getting used to, and it's not as satisfying as he'd like, not by a long shot. He'll get used to it, or he'll go hungry.

You know, it isn't as though I don't cook healthy. Both jane and michael also take great pains to eat sensibly and both cook very healthy meals. You have to go out of your way to eat poorly at our house. I guess the secret is to not use sodium-laden condiments as a side dish.

So this weekend I plan on going through the kitchen, evaluating each condiment, the Thai peanut chilli sauce, the Sweet Ginger Chilli sauce, the Mushroom Soy, A1, Worchestershire sauce... I love cooking with very small amounts of them, just to enhance an already good dish. But since he has no self control and insists on slathering these things over every dish as though they needed them, I have no choice but to either put them where he cannot get to them or toss them out entirely.

I don't anticipate him being sent home anytime today or Saturday. He probably won't get home before Monday. The found what he is calling a "Collapsed Valve" on his heart, although I'm sure he meant that it has prolapsed. Not a good thing, but fixable if he can show that he won't squander this opportunity for a life-extension the same way he has all of the previous ones they have given him.

In the meantime, since I know he likes to post the little jokes and things he is sent in email, here's one I got today that sounded pretty good.
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Life the way it should be!

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?) and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!
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Thank you all so much for your kind thoughts and prayers. Thank you to the ones of you who took the time to call him to talk. Thank you for the time you have taken to let us know how much you think of him. If I can get him well enough for Tampa the next time, he'll be there.

Mamamontezz

Posted by: Mamamontezz at 07:24 AM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 Thanks Mamamontezz, I'm heartened to know that he's up and about. He'll definitely have a hard time adjusting to a stricter diet but it will sure make a difference. Soy sauce is so full of salt, you're wise to keep it from him. The joke is great but reality is you start off in diapers and all too often end in diapers. Love, prayers and best wishes to you both. Get well soon Bert.

Posted by: Jack at August 18, 2006 09:00 AM (PYpNO)

2 Thanks for the update Mama. Delfs is in our prayers here, as well as family members. JB is right, he promised to be in Tampa and I won't settle for any less. {{HUGS}}

Posted by: LC Serena at August 18, 2006 10:59 AM (AGWkL)

3 So very glad to hear that Delfts is doing well! Now if he'll only behave.

Posted by: sig94 at August 18, 2006 09:38 PM (BnMdL)

4 Mamamontezz, thank you for letting us know how he is doing. Prayers and hugs for both of you.

Posted by: Wild Thing at August 18, 2006 11:26 PM (tj1zH)

5 Glad to hear he is up and around...he is missed here....keeping you both in my thoughts.

Posted by: Jean at August 19, 2006 09:35 AM (GIL7z)

6 Just dropped by to kick you in the shins Bert, hope you're doing better. I reckon those nurses have their hands full, nothing worse than a jello diet, give 'em hell then come home.

Posted by: Jack at August 20, 2006 10:55 AM (2ra75)

7 Glad to hear hes doing better,It will take some changes of habit and that can be difficult . I am sure he can do it with your help.I know we will see you both at the next BlogFest in Tampa . Give him my regards and please e-mail me his phone number so I can ring him. Talk to ya soon Mama NEilV

Posted by: LC- IB- NEilV at August 22, 2006 08:36 AM (R0er0)

8 Earlier today, when I learned of the situation I left a hug for Bert. This one's for you, {{{ Mama }}}, my friend! And, yes, I'm following the situation from the beginning because I care, and think it is important. Over the couple of years I've known him, since he began the blog, I've had the great pleasure of reading his posts, linking back and forth, and, most enjoyable of all, chatting on IM. On IM Bert gave some indication of his health problems, and I always encouraged him to take care of himself, but I didn't have a clear picture in my head of the true extent of the problems. This is making me realize how fortunate I've been. I've been a life long bicyclist, and so even though I loved my fast food, and don't eat as healthy as I should, Being a bachelor means I'm no chef, if ya know what I mean, I've been very healthy. Over a year ago I weighed a consistent 175-180. I should be around 160, but since, because of lack of chances to ride my favored long jaunts, as opposed to commuting, and stress over eye surgery, I've let my weight balloon to 199lbs! I read Mamma's post, and I realize that if I am not careful I could find myself in medical dificulty like Bert. I need to do more than eat cereal, or fruit smoothies for breakfast, and learn to shop more sensibly, and cook more than the few healthy meals I know how. Bert would probably say I need to get a good woman who loves me, and can cook, hee, hee. One step I've taken, today, is to tape the following note to the inside of my wallet: Eat Subway! A reminder for when I'm away from home and get hungry that as much as I love Tommy's, Carl's and Jack, they are not the best fast food options out there. Again, I join all his friends in wish Bert a speedy recovering, and a better, healthier life.

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