August 12, 2006

Hillary Busted

Hah !!! It's not what you thought.

Just when you were wondering if medicine would ever invent "Anti-Viagra" for satyriasis.

Revealing Hillary Clinton bust unveiled

Fri Aug 11, 2:09 PM ET

It's a bust of Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton — in more ways than one.

Just when you thought the press and others couldn't suck Hillary's toe cheese enough in orgasmic delight, along comes an artist that sniffs her jock strap.

Cast in resin and bearing ample cleavage, a bust of the New York Democrat was unveiled this week at the Museum of Sex in Manhattan.

The Museum of Sex also features a humidor of cigars from the Oval Office Circa 1995.

Calling his creation "The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States," artist Daniel Edwards said he wanted to depict the 58-year-old Clinton "with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom."

Now that is the most blindingly assinine "creative" thought you ever had. It's tough out there being an artist. You not only have to have talent and a lack of reality, but are willing to make a fool of yourself to anyone living outside Manhattan.

You are truly an artist now, pardon us while we finish cleaning coffee off of our keyboards.

Indeed, while the former first lady's face is shown with a few wrinkles, Edwards cast her in a low-cut floral dress that reveals her shoulders and chest.

"Her cleavage is on display, prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening," Edwards said.

The artist, finished with chowing Madame Cankles "package protector" continues on, with a tongue bath of her ass crack.

Sex and Power do NOT come to mind when I think of Hillary. The vision is more like the "Skanky Lesbians of New York" DVD, with delusions of grandeur and the power of being shrill enough to crack china at 1000 yards.

Edwards has a knack for creating pieces that attract publicity — his last work, unveiled at a gallery in Brooklyn, depicted Britney Spears on her knees giving birth on a bearskin rug.

Another national treasure of art. Any bets that he receives funding from the National Endowment of the Arts?

This p0rnography disguised as creative expression is their specialty, as no one would ever buy this steaming piece of shit. Obvioulsy from the same crowd of hopelessly batshit lefties that brought us crucifixes in urine.

Clinton is widely thought to be considering a presidential run in 2008 but has not declared her plans. She has not commented on the bust, her office said Friday.

You gotta be joking me......"but she has not declared her plans". Here's a clue you worthless, pandering, talentless snot weasel. She had plans for the Oval Office when her worthless husband first planted his butt in the office chair and unzipped his fly.

Just in case you thought it was safe to finish reading this, here have a gander:

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Stay tuned, I'm sure his next "fabulous" work will feature Rosie and Cynthia McKinney doing the horizontal mambo "Double Dilly Style"

Let's hope Mr. Edwards has a lifestyle choice that results in a lack of progeny, as he's wasting valuable oxygen as well as creating crap with his hands and colon. Hey, maybe he does have a unique talent.


You are now free to move about the residence, vomiting uncontrollably.

Posted by: LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR at 08:11 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 HAHA Yeah I saw that bust, and it cracks me up. It doesn't even really look like Hitlery at all, and it's even uglier than she actually is. Probably because the artist seems to attempt to depict "power" in the face by giving her the face of a man. RWR www.rightwingrocker.com

Posted by: RightWingRocker at August 12, 2006 12:10 PM (NNAFd)

2 I saw this...thing when the articles first came out a few weeks ago and I don't see Hillary anywhere in it. I DO see Jimmah Cahtah in drag with a boob job. Now THAT'S art!

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