Here is a story of a Goblin that found out just a minute too late that he had bitten off more than he could chew, even though he had come prepared with both a firearm and a baseball bat.

The story of what ensued when said goblin accosted two (seemingly) defenseless naked (?) homeowners in an attempt to redistribute the wealth they possessed (goblin MUST be a Democrat who thought he was a politician!) puts the lie to "submit when faced with a violent criminal act to prevent getting hurt"..while they DID sustain some minor contusions and one bite, the attacker fared far worse, and if convicted of all charges (after he's discharged from the hospital), he will have approximately 10 to 15 years in the grey bar hotel to contemplate his folly.

The only thing that would make me happier is if the Angevines had been a little more aggressive and used the goblins firearm against him and sent him to the morgue instead of to the court, still, I LOVE it when a crime turns out right for the good like this one did. Lets just hope the Court doesn't mess this one up and let the SOB back out with a slap on the wrist and a "play nice now" admonition.

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