Gender
EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender...
*Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
*Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
*A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
*A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
*Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
*A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
*A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
*An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
*A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
*A Remote Control is Female. Had you fooled! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
H/T to Catfish (who else?! lol)
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