Subject: Breaking in

I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,
SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.
I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL
TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I OPENED THE DOOR
AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE
WHERE I HEARD HIM
STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.

I TURNED THE CORNER
AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.

I YELLED, "HANDS UP!"
AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME

Yep.
It Was A Cat Burglar.

Posted by: Delftsman3 at 05:26 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 That's just silly. SlagleRock Out!

Posted by: SlagleRock at December 15, 2004 09:08 PM (fTGYN)

2 This same burglar was out casing my house the other day! It's great to have you back in the cyber-realm, Delftsman! It's been too quiet around here!

Posted by: Karlo at December 16, 2004 01:40 PM (HoLw7)

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