A Baptist church down in central Kentucky had a very big-busted
organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ and distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get
another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on
the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will
not hath a thermon tewday".

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I just finished listening to the best 36 minutes of political rhetoric I've yet heard out of either convention. Governor Palin was smooth, witty, and strong.

One example was when she deflected criticism from the Obama camp when they belittled her past mayoral experience; Sarah came out with a succinct thrust into the heart of Teh ONE's own past experience by direct comparison saying "Being a small town mayor is a lot like being a community organizer,.. but with responsibilities".

Gov. Palin spoke in a smooth confident manner that bespoke a woman who knows whereof , and moreover, believes in what she speaks of.

I will vote for this ticket; I just hope I DON'T GET BUYERS REMORSE AFTER THE FACT IF MRS. PALIN TURNS OUT TO BE JUST ANOTHER FAST-TALKING-SELF AGRANDISZING POLITICIAN.

I changed the font in that statement for future use; when I either heave a great sigh of relief that Gov. Palin is just as she appears to be, and I was wrong to have small doubts OR I will use it to remind myself of what was there unseen and here is just another Politician
Either way, I would still owe Gov. Palin a huge THANK YOU for bringing some new life and hope into what was turning into a deadly dull prattling type of race and turn it into a discussion of the differences the Parties represent.
It feels good to be energized about the politics of politics for as long as it lasts.

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“Now our opponents tell you not to worry about their tax increases. They tell you they are not going to tax your family. No, they’re just going to tax ‘businesses.’ So unless you buy something from a ‘business,’ like groceries or clothes or gasoline... or unless you get a paycheck from a big or a small ‘business,’ don’t worry... it’s not going to affect you. They say they are not going to take any water out of your side of the bucket, just the ‘other’ side of the bucket! That’s their idea of tax reform.” —Fred Thompson

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My blogging friend Jack asks a very pertinent question: "CAN OBAMA LEAD?"

He shows the proof that, in fact, Obama can't lead in his own home town, much less the Country.

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