The way men Think
As usual, Elisson cuts through the bulls**t and honestly shows what we men are ACTUALLY thinking when we invite you lovely ladies over for a "romantic home cooked meal".
A little political comparison
As usual, someone else found it first, and I'm relegated to just passing it along. I'm just blessed that I have so many blog-friends that I can rip this stuff off of borrow from for the edification of my fellow citizens.
Posted by: Jean at August 05, 2006 10:48 AM (y6n8O)
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better that than the recent "watch for snipers" one on 94.... i can't wait til they catch the little bastard. *growls*
Posted by: alli at August 05, 2006 04:38 PM (J2KfQ)
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Yep, they don't use any K-Y and a reacharound costs an extra buck a gallon. Gives a whole new challenge deciding on the Self-Serve or Full-Serve Lane now doesn't it?
Posted by: LC JB IC/A-OBR at August 06, 2006 11:29 PM (OaJ1f)
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Another stolen borrowed joke
There was a tradesman, a painter named Jack, who was very interested in making a dollar where he could. So he often would thin down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time.Eventually the local church decided to do a big restoration project. Jack put in a painting bid and, because his price was so competitive, he got the job.
And so he started, erecting the trestles and putting up the planks, and buying the paint and thinning it down with turpentine. Jack was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly done, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder. The sky opened and the rain poured down, washing the thin paint from all over the church and knocking Jack off the scaffold to land on the lawn. Jack was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he fell on his knees and cried, "Oh, God! Forgive me! What should I do?"
And from the thunder, a mighty Voice spoke, "Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"
I'm not sure that we don't think that there's other dimensions, we just don't know how to perceive them. This talks about the 3 dimensions that most of us know, then adding onto them. Most of us don't think of time being a collection of dimensions.
Essentially, in fourth dimension 'N' there are people that could be living that are deceased in our dimension, but it doesn't mean they are deceased in that dimension. Clear as mud, right?
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Having watched that, I got to wondering....granting all those postulates to be correct; might it be said that the tenth dimension is the sum total of all that is, was, or could ever be....what is the definition of that? The great I AM, WAS, and Will be, all at once...
Seems that physicists just may have proven the existence of God!
Posted by: Delftsman3 at August 03, 2006 04:20 PM (iyh4S)
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Methinks you are right, Delfs! The 10th dimension is a collaboration of all finite and infinite possibilities, at least I think that's the point they're getting at. The thought that they have also proven the existence of God is yet another concept to wrap your head around.
Posted by: LC Serena at August 03, 2006 06:40 PM (AGWkL)
Defendant Murtha, Sounds Good
At least one of the Haditha 8 is starting to fight back. SSgt. Frank D. Wuterich has filed suit in federal court against Sen. John Murtha for defamation.
It's about damned time. I have the distinct feeling that there are going to be a lot of things coming out in this trial that a lot of the brass of the Marine Corps won't enjoy being have exposed.
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The IAF, BooYah!
Yeah, it's a propaganda film extolling the virtues of a military branch, so WHAT?
The stats are impressive. I had never heard some of them...that, for example, Israel has only lost 27 aircraft in it's entire existance, while achiving an average kill ratio of 57 to 1. ANY military would be deservedly proud of performance like that.
Crime in Britain
Yep, the Brits have finally decided to get tough on crime (which has been rising exponentially since their total gun ban).
As proof fo this I cite this story from Halesowen, West Midlands.
Good on you, mates! I'm sure you've nipped the latest crime wave in the bud. Can't be too proactive, next thing you know, these kids might have progressed to walking on the grass in the park, or even, GASP!, drawn chalk pictures on the sidewalk! taking DNA samples and giving them a taste of gaol was just the ticket to forstalling such vicious animals from continuing their ant-social behaviour, and giving them a black mark on their official records for the next five years will serve to stress the fact that such heinious crimes just can't be permitted.
In other news a homeowner was charged because he had the unmitigated gall to defend himself against a thief self employed goods recovery person breaking into his home. See? now if that homeoner had just been taught a lesson earlier in life, such as these children were, he would have realized his social responsiblity to aiding this Yob in his pursuit to obtaining ownership of another's goods.
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I urge you to put her on your bloggroll, if you already haven't done so, so that you can keep up to date on her reporting.
You'll learn a lot that the MSM just won't, or can't, tell you. (hard to be objective when you KNOWINGLY "report" Hezbullah propaganda, so as to "be able to maintain sources"...).
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Atrocities, the long and the short"If atrocities happen over a long enough period, they do not add up to their sum. They are so much less."
Thus Jack H of Forgotten Prophets sums up his thesis for the reason that Hezbullah has garnered a lot of world support in the present conflict, in spite of their long term murderous actions.
*Sigh* Seems that the blogroll will be growing yet again...clear thinking like that has to be easily accessible for my blog rounds...
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Good read, thanks. World opinion is formed by the media, I'v noticed an uneven reporting of the war, even by the 'Fair and Balanced' Fox, they are all focused on the poor Lebanese. The Lebanese are the ones who along with the UN allowed Hezbollah to take over their people and their government, they are the ones that are the bully on the block, now that the bully is getting it's ass kicked the whole world wants to play 'Kings X' and give them a break. EUnuchistan wants to put peace keepers in there but can't get their shit together over the rules of engagement, they might have to fight instead of just occupy, this might offend the Muzzy's.
You can't win any war if the handicaps are such that one side plays by the Marquis of Queensberry Rules and the other side is free to perpetrate any tact it pleases including indiscriminate shelling of civilians. The only way to stop the bully is to make it to costly for him to even think of picking a fight. Let Israel stop the bully once and for all!!!
Posted by: Jack at August 01, 2006 10:51 AM (9F6ZZ)
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"Its the Jihad, Stupid"
Michelle Malkin points out the MSM's inability to connect the dots about "lone" Muslim killers in her latest Hot Air Vent. Do yourself a favor and watch it.
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Posted by: Jean at August 01, 2006 09:26 PM (y6n8O)
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Cross that line and you'll never have kittens again!
Posted by: Paul Boughton at August 02, 2006 10:21 AM (Vft1o)
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"Uh, I don't suppose you take Master Card?"
(A little photoshopping would make this a pretty good update to the old "Last great act of defiance" poster)
Posted by: decrepitoldfool at August 06, 2006 07:55 PM (5vP8F)
A Little Math & Observations
Here's some more fun stuff I got from my best source of humor, Catfish.
Keep them coming buddy!
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
They JUST don't get it
I received this essay from Chris, a member of a ring web-mail group I belong to.
It's long, but very well worth reading. I was not able to contact Mr. Kraft to obtain permission to post it, but I'm hoping that he'll be okay with it if he happens to notice. His message is just too important not to be disseminated as widely as possible. The parenthetical comment's are Chris's, with which I agree 100%.
Here's just a taste:
The liberal mentality is supposed to favor human rights, civil rights, democracy, multiculturalism, diversity, etc., but, if the Jihad wins, wherever the Jihad wins, it is the end of civil rights, human rights, democracy, multiculturalism, diversity, etc. Americans who oppose the liberation of Iraq are coming down on the side of their own worst enemy.
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Good article Bert, I'm afraid it's message is lost on the Dim's and the closed minds and open mouths of academia.They believe that the One World Goals of the UN will solve the Islamic problem through negotiation.
Posted by: Jack at July 31, 2006 12:35 PM (+R7de)
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Please stop publising white on black. It demeans your site even further!
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Posted by: Geoff at April 06, 2008 02:16 PM (olWAU)
to KeesKennis for the pics
from Atlas Shrugs.
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